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Funny Tractor Experience - by Mike Singleton Those of you who have had the pleasure of growing up on a farm will relate to an experience I had with my dad when I was younger. We had a John Deere tractor that was used for everything Male Translations - by Guilherme Zenatte 1) "I'M GOING FISHING" Translated: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety." 2) "IT'S A GUY THING" Translated: "There is no rational thought 10 THINGS NOT TO DO IN FEBRUARY - by Sherlock Tidpit Copyright The Quipping Queen 2006. 10 THINGS NOT TO DO IN FEBRUARY Or, pray tell, why not? Sherlock Tidpit is a remarkable rumpus-room monitor, and even more impressive, he is a rule-of-thumb rapscallion with a very skewed assessment of reality, which among GUNG HAY FAT CHOY PARTY POOCHES! - by Theolonius McTavish Copyright The Quipping Queen 2006. GUNG HAY FAT CHOY ALL YOU PARTY POOCHES! Or, time to kowtow to bow-wow! Theolonius McTavish, a dansey-headed, deep-musing, do-it-yourself dendranthopologist, (better known as one who's just descended from the Tree of Knowledge to learn that it's The Spider Monkey Routine - by Lew MacCorkindale Every now and then we run into something so peculiar we have to stop and ask ourselves "is someone pulling my leg?" "Is this really true?" This happened to me recently at a small family gathering, when a particularly 10 THINGS NOT TO DO IN JANUARY - by Sherlock Tidpit Copyright The Quipping Queen 2006. 10 THINGS NOT TO DO DURING THE MONTH OF JANUARY Or, pray tell, why not? Sherlock Tidpit, (a remarkable rumpus-room monitor and a rule-of-thumb rapscallion with a skewed view of reality),is a valuable vestigial remnant in the Everybody Needs Someone... - by Christopher Jon Luke Dowgin "Everybody needs someone .... "Everybody needs someone to Love Thaam. Everybody needs someone to love them." Every morning as I left my back door onto the porch , there he was crooning. I thought he might scare the birds WEATHER OR NOT - by Karen A. Lech WEATHER OR NOT By Karen A Lech It has been said, "The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world". Well, I have rocked many a cradle, and I don't rule the world... yet. I would, however, like to rule AT A LOSS FOR WORDS? - by Dame Do-This-Do-That Copyright The Quipping Queen 2006. AT A LOSS FOR WORDS By The Duchess of Dither, (a.k.a. Dame Do-This-Do-That or DDT for shot), is not your run-of-the-mill doddering, do-nothing, dour dowager but rather a chronologically-gifted social butterfly, a swish social etiquette consultant, ALL THINGS TICKETY-BOO - by O.P. Hadweenzic Copyright The Quipping Queen 2006. ALL THINGS TICKETY-BOO Or, are you sure everything's A-Okay? By Ovid Publius Hadweenzic, Ph.D., Head, Department of the Highly Suspect & Grossly Exaggerated Facts of Life, (more commonly referred to as figments of one's imagination, farcical flimflam |
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