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Lousy Jobs - How to Lose Them In Style - by David Buckingham
Was it Oscar Wilde who once said 'it's not how many lousy jobs you've had, but the style with which you go about losing them'? Well, okay, I'm paraphrasing here, but it was probably Wilde who said 'you can't

Finding True Love on the Internet - by Gloria
I'm not sure who said that true love can't be found on the Internet but I beg to differ. It was a lonely point in my life. I had just lost him and was visiting a friend's house. She was

The Ongoing Adventures Of A Very Arrogant Bastard - by John Collins
Since this is an opening article where I will try to sell myself, I think people will find me affordable and cheap. So don't blame me when you get what you pay for! The categories seem to be loaded

Merry ... somebody ... Mas! - by Steve Sommers
At a former job of mine there used to be this one older, kind of sour, guy who would sit out all of the office Christmas parties because: 'The Bible says there were shepherds out in the field watching

Occasional Poems: Puppy TOys - by Rudy Vener
Welcome to our latest Occasional Poem.

Many of my poems are written in a state of bemusement over the behavior of our four legged family members.

Our dogs in particular demonstrate an overwhelming need to show off their toys. They come

ALL ABOUT CHORTLES - by O.P. Hadweenzic
Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005. ALL ABOUT CHORTLES Or, everything you wanted to know about this 8-letter word! By Ovid Publius Hadweenzic, a professor of paltry pedantry with a passionate interest in high-energy brain candy, low-calorie chit-chat, not to mention flatulent free

TOPSOIL IN ILLINOIS - by Karen A. Lech
ATTENTION: FARMERS, CROP GROWERS AND AGRIBUSINESSES OF ILLINOIS. A LETTER OF APOLOGY Your planting season will be delayed this spring. At least half of, if not nearly all of Illinois topsoil is in my house. You can thank four of my

Rhymes With Love - by Rudy Vener
This latest poem actually came about when I was working on a commission for a client and my editor refused to let me get away with a line that rhymed "glove" and "love". That's what editors are for, to catch

Local Legend - by Don Roble
<pThe local July 4th committee announced that George Lee wouldn't be a part of this year's events. They said that they made this decision because of, "what happened last year." Lee is one of those local legends. You

TWITS, TWERPS & TWIZZLE STICKS - by Theolonius McTavish
Copyright Theolonius McTavish 2005.

<strong>TWITS, TWERPS & TWIZZLE STICKS

-- Or, there's more to being dumb than you think! --</strong>

North America, (and some might even go so far as to include a country due north of the 49th parallel

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