Welcome to our latest Occasional Poem.
Many of my poems are written in a state of bemusement over the
behavior of our four legged family members.
Our dogs in particular demonstrate an overwhelming need to show
off their toys. They come running up to you with toy in mouth,
all eager for your attention. When an 85 pound Labrador
Retriever drops a three pound bone on your foot, believe me, you
pay attention.
Puppy Toys
Each morning it's my puppy's joy,
To bring me each and every toy,
He wags his tail and wiggles so,
Then drops his bone upon my toe.
His eyes are filled with anxious hope,
That every frisbee, ball and rope,
Will garner some new word of praise.
Can I do less beneath his gaze?
I'll toss his ball and tug of war.
He'll keep on coming back for more.
His playful vigor has no end.
No wonder that he's man's best friend.
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Funny Tractor Experience -
by
Mike Singleton
Those of you who have had the pleasure of growing up on a farm will relate to an experience I had with my dad when I was younger. We had a John Deere tractor that was used for everything
Male Translations -
by
Guilherme Zenatte
1) "I'M GOING FISHING"
Translated: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
2) "IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated: "There is no rational thought
10 THINGS NOT TO DO IN FEBRUARY -
by
Sherlock Tidpit
Copyright The Quipping Queen 2006.
10 THINGS NOT TO DO IN FEBRUARY
Or, pray tell, why not?
Sherlock Tidpit is a remarkable rumpus-room monitor, and even more impressive, he is a rule-of-thumb rapscallion with a very skewed assessment of reality, which among
GUNG HAY FAT CHOY PARTY POOCHES! -
by
Theolonius McTavish
Copyright The Quipping Queen 2006.
GUNG HAY FAT CHOY ALL YOU PARTY POOCHES!
Or, time to kowtow to bow-wow!
Theolonius McTavish, a dansey-headed, deep-musing, do-it-yourself dendranthopologist, (better known as one who's just descended from the Tree of Knowledge to learn that it's
The Spider Monkey Routine -
by
Lew MacCorkindale
Every now and then we run into something so peculiar we have to stop and ask ourselves "is someone pulling my leg?" "Is this really true?" This happened to me recently at a small family gathering, when a particularly