Since this is an opening article where I will try to sell myself, I think people will find me affordable and cheap. So don't blame me when you get what you pay for!
The categories seem to be loaded with topics that I may take advantage of. Unlike real life you can't be silent and blog at the same time. So rather than having people think I'm a fool, I will write and perhaps dispell all doubt!
I hope to entertain, inform, enlighten, and delight all who will continue to read my entries in yet one of many sites. My blogs are best read with a slight buzz rather than a full blown rehab candidate insight.
If you want to keep homeless alcoholics healthy in Canada you give them booze according to a Reuters article last Tuesday. This will probably serve as a blog in itself someday.
So as I take this one small step for mankind, I am about to take one giant step into the unknown...
Opinionated writer who likes to blog about a variety of subjects while giving my point of view. I've been writing for close to ten years and blogging just over one year!
Funny Tractor Experience -
by
Mike Singleton
Those of you who have had the pleasure of growing up on a farm will relate to an experience I had with my dad when I was younger. We had a John Deere tractor that was used for everything
Male Translations -
by
Guilherme Zenatte
1) "I'M GOING FISHING"
Translated: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
2) "IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated: "There is no rational thought
10 THINGS NOT TO DO IN FEBRUARY -
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Sherlock Tidpit
Copyright The Quipping Queen 2006.
10 THINGS NOT TO DO IN FEBRUARY
Or, pray tell, why not?
Sherlock Tidpit is a remarkable rumpus-room monitor, and even more impressive, he is a rule-of-thumb rapscallion with a very skewed assessment of reality, which among
GUNG HAY FAT CHOY PARTY POOCHES! -
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Theolonius McTavish
Copyright The Quipping Queen 2006.
GUNG HAY FAT CHOY ALL YOU PARTY POOCHES!
Or, time to kowtow to bow-wow!
Theolonius McTavish, a dansey-headed, deep-musing, do-it-yourself dendranthopologist, (better known as one who's just descended from the Tree of Knowledge to learn that it's
The Spider Monkey Routine -
by
Lew MacCorkindale
Every now and then we run into something so peculiar we have to stop and ask ourselves "is someone pulling my leg?" "Is this really true?" This happened to me recently at a small family gathering, when a particularly
