GUNG HAY FAT CHOY ALL YOU PARTY POOCHES!

Or, time to kowtow to bow-wow!

Theolonius McTavish, a dansey-headed, deep-musing, do-it-yourself dendranthopologist, (better known as one who's just descended from the Tree of Knowledge to learn that it's

TWITS, TWERPS & TWIZZLE STICKS - by Theolonius McTavish
Copyright Theolonius McTavish 2005.

<strong>TWITS, TWERPS & TWIZZLE STICKS

-- Or, there's more to being dumb than you think! --</strong>

North America, (and some might even go so far as to include a country due north of the 49th parallel