A Real Man's Guide To Bathroom Renovations
A Real Man's Guide To Bathroom Renovations
So you are considering bathroom renovations but you are afraid that the wife has plans to make the bathroom a pink palace of poofy. Well bathroom renovations do not need to be a traumatic experience for the man of the house, all you have to do is to make these bathroom renovations when the little lady is not home. It may sound a little underhanded but sometimes a man has to do what a man has to do to preserve the few spots in the house that can truly be called his. The guy gets the attic and the basement and that is usually it. Now with these bathroom renovations the guys can claim that one room in the house that we spend most of the time in anyways.
The first in this line of bathroom renovations is a need for a television while in the bathroom. It is well known that men like to watch television and what better place to put a television than in the bathroom. This bathroom renovation requires one television and a place to put it. Where you put it and how you install it is up to you. What do I look like, Bob Villa?
A Little Reading And A Little Music
Next up in bathroom renovations is a small safe installed somewhere near the throne where you can keep you special magazines for men only. Of course I am talking about the home improvement magazines, car magazine, and sports magazines that men keep around for the articles. Why keep them in a safe? Well men cannot let their manly secrets out to everyone in the house. That kind of information in the wrong hands can be very dangerous to the man if they fall into the wrong hands.
Last up on bathroom renovations is major tunes. A stereo must be installed with the tuner within reach of the throne and the speakers mounted in each corner of the bathroom. No less than a 5 CD changer should be installed because you may be in there for a while and the receiver must be a powerful one. You can use whatever factors you need to determine the power of the stereo receiver to install but I recommend making sure it is at least loud enough to drown out the sound of the pounding on the bathroom door that will inevitably be going on after you have made your bathroom renovations.