Always Put Your Bosch Routers Away
Bosch has been making quality Bosch routers for years now and their durable engineering and sleek design are blessings in more ways than one. For years now the Bosch routers have been decreasing in size while still relying on solid manufacturing and engineering to deliver a solid product. The still use the metal casing for the front end to insure durability and they still have the most comfortable adjustable handles in the business. Their soft start motors make any project a snap and their precision and accuracy make everything you do with Bosch routers look like a professional did the job. They also hurt when they are thrown at you. Allow me to explain.
I was using one of my Bosch routers to redo my kitchen cabinets and I left the Bosch router out after a day of cutting and shaping counter tops. I left it on my own table in my own kitchen because I knew I would be using it again the next day. In the meantime my friends call asking about a night of bowling and beer. I was supposed to be taking the wife to dinner but I had no idea where she was so I figured it was okay to go with the guys. How was I supposed to know she had gone directly from work to the restaurant and was waiting for me? Nobody ever told me we had reservations. Besides we have another anniversary coming up next year. So I left a loving note on my newly crafted kitchen counter and off I went.
But When I Got Home
Sometime later I was trying to quietly get back into my house through the kitchen door when there, sitting at the table in her bathrobe and really angry expression on her face, was my little kitten. In rapid fire succession I was informed of the failings of my ancestry, that my breeding was inadequate, and I believe she even questioned the marriage status of my parents when I was born and brought up the potential of a closer than usual family relationship. All of that in a few seconds and then she reached for the one thing she could get her hands on. You guessed it, my Bosch router.
Luckily it was just my arm and the gash will heal. After having my crimes explained to me the next day I guess I deserved it but I was never so happy to have the engineering and durability of Bosch routers on my side that night. The next day the router was ready to get back to work and so was I. What a night.
